
The Top 10 Silliest Hats in EnglandYesterday, the richest socialites and dignitaries from England and beyond headed over to Ladies Day at the Royal Ascot race meeting, sort of like Halloween for the obscenely wealthy. As is tradition, England's richest ladies go on parade in the most expensive of haute-couture gowns, shoes, and -- most importantly -- hats. Oh, the hats. Let's take a look at The 10 Silliest Hats in England, yes? 10. This woman must be very brave. For starters, I'm not entirely sure that that hat doesn't have a heartbeat. Much like the Alien in Independence Day, this hat might secretly be alive, waiting for the perfect moment to laserbeam his mindthoughts over to our President Bill Pullman. But let's say this isn't an otherworldy creature, and, in fact, is just a hat as she'd like you to believe. Wouldn't you think other birds in the neighborhood would lose their sh*t at the sight of this woman? Imagine spending a nice day in the park, only to see some bird wearing a hat made out of people. You'd probably be pretty upset. Luckily, this woman seems to have a back-up plan in place in case of any unwanted deadly attacks, as her purse seems to have come equipped with an ejector seat. Good thinking, lady with no eyes. 9. Nothing says "British Class" like a woman wearing a miniature toilet, or "loo", on her head. Though I imagine once she removed her hand, her head would quickly fall to the floor like so many rotted teeth. If only a tiny man were taking a "wee poo" on that hat, my personal circle of life would be complete. After the jump, 8 Hats you do NOT want to miss... 8. NOTE TO LITTLE PEOPLE: If you've ever wanted to roll around in the famous American Gladiators Sphere for a bit, contact the woman above. She'll be wearing said sphere on her head. Thank you, Minimanagement. 7. Much like Homer Simpson's "Nacho Hat", this head covering is simply delicious. UPDATE: Wait, is that little cake made out of PORK, as that sash indicates? In which case, let me backtrack: That cake i
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Publicado: 2008-06-20 Proveedor: Best Week Ever Etiquetas: Entertainment
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BEST OF THE BWE: It Begins And Ends With KanyeWell we started the week by totally tricking you guys into thinking Kanye West would spend his Labor Day guest-blogging for us, and we're going to conclude the week with my live reports all this weekend from the 2008 MTV Video Music Awards, at which Kanye will be performing. It's the circle of blog-life, and here's everything that happened in between: Disaster Movie achieved the impossible, shattered expectations, and became the very first of the terrible-spoof-parody movie genre to earn itself a perfect 00% on Rotten Tomatoes. We were all subjected to the dreaded Horse Penis Virus, and suffered together. Michelle presented 7 easy ways for you to tell whether or not your elephant might be a drug addict. We explored Mario Lopez's many, many magazine covers. With one single photograph, Howie Mandel rendered decades of the Hollywood Walk of Fame completely meaningless. Michelle came up with some casting suggestions for the rumored Ghostbusters III movie. Dan explored ways in which Team McCain could have used that weird green screen to make John look less pale during his speech. Inspired by the bombshells dropped by Blair Waldorf's new boyfriend on the season premiere of Gossip Girl, Sara and I finally make some stark revelations about ourselves. I suffered through all two ours of the premiere of the new 90210 and liveblogged to tell about it.
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Publicado: 2008-09-05 Proveedor: Best Week Ever Etiquetas: Entertainment
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