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Missing Disney Channel Star Just Needed Some Time To Find Himself [You Had Us Worried Sick!]After an internet-wide tweenhunt for missing That's So Raven star Orlando Brown turned up virtually every known Orlando in existence (including former Baltimore Ravens offensive tackle Orlando Brown) save the Disney Channel star in question, people began to fear the worst. We're thrilled to report, however, that the young actor has resurfaced, and is doing just fine: [Brown said] he simply "needed to be alone." In a statement, Brown, 20, thanked fans for their support and apologized for not informing anyone of his whereabouts for over 24 hours. Brown, who is a musician as well as an actor, said he dropped out of sight after a problem last week involving a scheduled performance at Club Tattoo in Los Angeles. After the incident, the statement said, he "felt a little lost and needed to get away." "It got a bit overwhelming and I needed to be alone," he said. We know the feeling: When our all-girl Joan Baez punk cover band Diamonds+Rust got bumped from a lineup at The Smell recently over some bullshit "scheduling miscommunication" (yeah...right), we weren't able to see anyone for days, ignoring the 28 missed calls from our increasingly frantic publicist as we set out on a journey of personal discovery that involved seeing how many Jumbo Jet-Puffed Marshmallows we could cram into our mouths as ABC's "How to Be A...Zillionaire!" blasted through the headphones of a Sony Sports Walkman. Eventually, we got over it, and so will Brown. Orlando Brown Turns Up, Apologizes for Disappearance [People]
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Published: 2008-04-24 Provider: Defamer Keywords: Disney, Orlando Brown, You Had Us Worried Sick!
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Jonas Brothers Poised To Annoy, Baffle Adults [Millenials]Since the Disney Teen Idol Factory's Miley Cyrus model has developed a "slutty photos" malfunction, the company is ramping up the marketing on its male prototypes, The Jonas Brothers. Like Cyrus, the band has sold millions of albums but you probably can't name a single one of their songs unless you spend a lot of time around 12 year-old girls. According to The New York Times, the trio features none of Cyrus's dangerous hints of a sex drive. On this particular May evening, the band members wore “purity” rings, reflecting their stated intentions to save themselves sexually for marriage. Parents, prepare to buy your daughter a silver ring to match her blonde Hannah Montana wig. Because there will be no escaping the brothers. The brothers — Kevin, 20, Joseph, 18, and Nick, 15 — are to be fully unleashed on the American public starting Tuesday night, when a preview of their new movie, “Camp Rock,” will be made available on Disney Channel on Demand, a limited-availability service offered to some Time Warner Cable, Cablevision and Verizon customers. On Friday the movie will begin its run on the Disney Channel, with an audio simulcast on Radio Disney, followed by broadcasts on ABC on Saturday and the ABC Family channel on Sunday. While Camp Rock sounds like a perfectly innocent Critical Studies thesis on the life of Freddy Mercury, the Times warns that it is just the beginning of the Jonas Brothers onslaught. With a new video, 46-date North American tour and 3-D theatrical film release on the horizon, we advise you to make the most of your remaining hours of freedom. Go to the beach. Spend time with your significant other. Because once Camp Rock debuts, there's no escaping our new, adorable overlords. [Photo Credit: Wire Image] Summer Advisory: A Jonas Front Looms
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Published: 2008-06-17 Provider: Defamer Keywords: Millenials, Camp Rock, Disney, Miley Cyrus, The Jonas Brothers
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