Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the day
I just can't wait till
Christmas time
When I can grope you in the
hay

Easy come, easy go
Have a good time with lots
of dough
Slippin' up high, slippin'
down low
Love'm and leave'm on with
the show

Listen, I like meaphoe in
midd one glass (or "female
form in minimal dress")
Money to spend with a
capital "S"
Get a date with the woman in
red
Wanna be in heaven with
three in a bed

He got it, I want it
They got it, I can't have it
But I want it, it don't
matter
She got it, but I can't get
it

I want a mistress for
Christmas

Easy come, easy go
Slippin' high, slippin' low
He got it, I want it
They got it, I can't have it
I want it, don't matter
She got it, and I can't get
a -

Mistress for Christmas

?????

I want the woman in red with
her body on my bed

I can hear you coming down
my smoke stack
I wanna ride on your
raindeer honey and ring the
bells