The 18 Weirdest Striptease SongsThis weekend my friend was telling me about a bachelor party he attended recently, which took them to a strip club, where they witnessed a girl stripping to the song No More I Love You's by Annie Lennox. We laughed at how out of place this song is for a strip joint, and I began to wonder what on earth made this woman choose a song that conjures up either the image of a Tim-Burton-esque drag queen ballet, or Pete Holmes doing his Ray Romano impression. Perhaps she was taking the whole stripping-as-art thing to a new level? It's hard to imagine your regular Scores customer getting it. Of course, that's why I'm calling these the weirdest striptease songs - not necessarily the least sexy. Because, after all, who are we to judge the special bond between a stripper and her client? If you wanna dress up in a bear suit and watch a girl strip to the theme song from Gummi Bears, that's your business. Nevertheless, if you're a stripper and are looking to avoid freaking everyone out, you might want to take a gander at this list. (And please tell us in the comments: what's the weirdest song you ever heard played in a strip club?) 18. The Circle Of Life from The Lion King. The only circle of life in this strip club is the one inside the stripper's vagina. 17. Tip Toe Through The Tulips by Tiny Tim. Um, no. 16. Fast Car by Tracy Chapman. The saddest song ever written about getting stuck living in a shelter and having no opportunities = awwwwkward. 15. Upside Down by Jack Johnson. The stripper may be sliding down the pole upside down, but anything that conjures the image of little kids happily watching Curious George should not be allowed in a strip club. 14. You Raise Me Up by Josh Groban. This raises the question: should a striptease also make you feel like you're riding on the wings of an eagle, and bring tears of joy to your eye? 13. How To Disappear Completely by Radiohead. "I'm not here / This isn't happening" 12. Last Caress by The Misfits. I guess a serial killer might lik
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Published: 2008-07-28
Provider: VH1
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'Bachelor' Winner Goes 'Wild'ET has the latest... "The Bachelor" winner SHAYNE LAMAS is playing cover girl for the upcoming issue of the Girls Gone Wild Magazine, on stands June 3. In the interview, which was conducted after she was chosen by "Bachelor" MATT GRANT but before she was allowed to reveal the show's outcome, Shayne spoke about her future husband. "He’s very casual, respectful of women," she said.
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Published: 2008-05-14
Provider: Entertainment Tonight
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Daily AddictionsDemi Moore still has one sexy body (Click here) Shayne from The Bachelor is a total hottie (Click here) Ashlee Simpson's tight body in a tight bikini (Click here) Keeley Hazell's topless and absolutely gorgeous (Click here) The Obama Girl is swaying my vote (Click here) Olivia Munn is being hit on by Modern Day ...
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Published: 2008-03-26
Provider: Popoholic
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Heartbreak Kid Ben Stiller stars as Eddie, the 40-year-old confirmed bachelor who finally says "I do" to the beautiful and sexy Lila (Malin Akerman). But during their honeymoon in Mexico, the woman of his dreams turns out to be a total nightmare, and the guy who could never pull the trigger realizes he's jumped the gun. The Farrelly Brothers' hysterical twist on boy-meets-girl, The Heartbreak Kid, prepare to have a blast!View Trailer
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Published: 2008-02-09
Provider: Movielink
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