[Mike D]
Put this on a zip disc, send it to your lawyer,
Tell him to file me under funky
Like sipping lemonade and Arnold Palmers
Big holiday parties like Dolly Partner

[MCA]
Sometimes i get paid thai as a starter
My other order pad see yew is much darker

[Ad-Rock]
Adam Horovitz, I take a shvitz
I'm known for my glamour and my glitz check it

[Mike D]
As I bust I really must encrust
This microphone rust with diamond fairy dust

[MCA]
I don't wear crocs and I don't wear sandals
The pump dont't work 'cause the vandals took the handle

Stop singing that song in the wrong key
"What you looking at?" Funky Donkey

Funky Donkey

I go wooooo like a fire engine
Flashing lights to get your attention

Stop sweating me about the weather
Go shave a sheep and knit yourself a sweater

Don't get me heated or y'all in trouble
Bass bins booming make the dancehall bubble

Letting loose all up in the honkey tonk
With the shoopa doopa doo bedonk

Well I was swimming in the water of the ocean
Like Dr. Jekyl with the magic potion

We're brad new, never ever the same
"What's that what's that what's the name?"

Funky Donkey