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Friday Five: J. Harvey's Top Five

OMG TGIF and LOL and all that jazz. I'm so out of it at the moment. Has this been a difficult week? Not particularly, but I'm just one of those people who loves complaining about how long it takes for the weekend to get here, so that when it finally does, I pretty much just lay down and disappear in a puff of smoke. What does that mean? I don't know. I think I need some coffee. In any case, your boy, J., was on point this week, teasing the ladies and making the men-folk all hot and bothered with his witty posts. And here are the five I think you should not have missed. 1. Your Britney Is Crazy Update: Britney Will Kill You - As if Britney updates weren't strange enough, J. Harvey manages to somehow paint an even more vivid picture of our beloved crazed one than can even be imagined. And it's on black velvet. 2. Karrine Stephans Must Have A Vagina The Size Of The Holland Tunnel - J. Harvey's not a gynecologist, but he plays one on television. Therefore, he has credentials to make such a statement. 3. Interchangeable Reality Show Mannequins Despise Each Other - Neither J. nor I have any idea who these women are, and we prefer it to stay that way. I have enough trouble keeping all the "Flavor of Love" broads in my head! 4. Lohan Set Herself Up To Fail - From J., God love him: When I saw that pic of her in the bikini with the alcohol bracelet on her ankle flashing the peace sign and looking snotty, that's when I thought "she should really run for office. She could steer the country to great things". 5. Bobby Brown Is Worried Osama Bin Laden Is After Him - The thing is that as crazy and high as Bobby might be, he might also be right, bless his drug and fear-laden heart.

Publicado: 2007-08-03 Proveedor: A Socialite's Life

Just Shut Up , Bitch

WHY WHY WHY does everyone in this goddamn family have to be such a f*cktard? How much camera-time, ink, and newsbytes do you need to see about yourselves. Go home, you clan of whores. Michael Lohan was in court trying to get the judge to order Dina and the kids to meet with him for group therapy sessions. On the recommendation of Lindsay and HER therapist down at the rehab? What? Life advice from a girl who was running around slamming her cokemobile into trees and wearing a bikini with an alcohol monitoring anklet as an accessory and is known for sitting on penises in the stalls at rehab? Why not just listen to the crazy woman on the subway with the goiter and the stained jumpsuit? She probably has a better grasp on her shit. The judge said "uh, no" by the way. The Post's Kieran Crowley reports Michael told Judge Stacy Bennett that, "both Lindsay and her therapist agree" the group method would be best for the whole family. But Bennett noted the Hollywood starlet is not involved in the visitation case, since she's not a minor, and closed the case. Then, Michael listened as Dina's lawyer, Warren Quaid, told the court, "These children would be better served if Mr. Lohan stopped talking, stopped talking to the press." Court-appointed law guardian Patricia Latzman echoed the sentiment, saying private family issues should be "taken out of the courts and the public arena, where it has been for too long." Amen, Patty. You know that movie set in the not-too-distant future in which people take part in a reality show where you have to kill each other to win? THAT'S the cameras the Lohan family needs to be in front of. (Flynet)

Publicado: 2007-10-13 Proveedor: A Socialite's Life