Tom:
Please, Mom
You ground me all the time
I know that I was right
All along
And I'm hopin'
Remember I'm a kid
I know not what I did
Just having fun

You couldn't wait for something new
And yesterday I thought of you
It left me to think as if I couldn't walk away
It's too late, I fell through

Nothing to lose
A boy who went out when he finished all his chores
Nothing to do
They can't trust me 'cause I blew it once before

Shit, Dad
Please don't kick my ass
I know I've seen the trash
At least one time
Can I blame it
On one of my dumb friends?
It's been a while
Since I have used that line

You couldn't wait (you couldn't wait)
For something new (for something new)
And yesterday (and yesterday)
I thought of you (I thought of you)
It left me to think as if I couldn't walk away
It's too late, I fell through

Nothing to lose
A boy who went out when he finished all his chores
Nothing to do
They can't trust me 'cause I blew it once before

Alright

Nothing to lose
A boy who went out when he finished all his chores
Nothing to do
They can't trust me 'cause I blew it once before


Tom: Hey, uh, Mark.
Mark: What? What the fuck do you want Tom? I'm sick of 'Hey. Hey, Mark. Hey. Hey Mark. Hey, Mark. Hey. Look at this. Hey. Look how I can make it bigger if I rub it. Look at this. Hey, Mark come here.'
Tom: No, seriously, Mark. Hey. Hey, Mark. I wasn't really masturbating. I've never done that. I-I... I was inspecting my testicles for weird bugs.
Mark: That's what you say, that's what you say if you parents ever catch you. 'I wasn't really masturbating, I was just cleaning it and it went off.'

Tom: You guys want to hear a song that I wrote about four days ago? 'Cause you really don't have a choice, you might as well be in to it.
Mark: Yeah, you might as well act like you want to hear it 'cause otherwise we'll play it twice.
Tom: Yeah, you bastards. The song goes like this.