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Timbaland Puts Scott Storch On Blast

(WENN) Hah! I've always wanted to write "on blast!" Anyhow, hot piece of hip-hop producer ass Timbaland is not a fan of former colleague/engineer Scott Storch. These girls need to wrestle it out. Actually, I've seen Scott Storch. Timbaland can wrestle it out with Joey Fatone and I'll throw rocks at Scott for him. And break those stupid-looking big ass Human Fly sunglasses he's always wearing. My Mom had those in 1987 and they were electric blue. You aren't Nicole Richie! Storch, 32, the record producer who has worked with Beyoncé, 50 Cent and Jessica Simpson, used to be friends with Timbaland, 36. But they had a falling-out. Timbaland's "Give It to Me," featuring Justin Timberlake and Nelly Furtado, contains lyrics that were thought to refer to Storch: "I get a half a mil for my beats/You get a couple grand. Never gonna see the day that I ain't got the upper hand. I'm respected from Californ-i-a way down to Japan. I'm a real producer and you just a piano man." Timbaland's reps repeatedly claimed the song was not about anyone particular in the industry, but he made liars of them when he jumped on Marquee's turntable last week. Celebrating after his concert with Timberlake at the Meadowlands, Timbaland was given a microphone and started improvising, clubgoers told Page Six. Rapping along to his lyrics, Timbaland yelled, "Scott Storch, I'm a real producer and you just a piano man." The crowd was "shocked," said our spies. "But when he called Storch 'a bitch,' that pretty much cleared up any confusion over who that song is about." Storch has since released a track where he insinuates that he was responsible for JT's "Cry Me A River" off of his last album and not Timbaland. All I know is that Timbaland is fat and hot, and I want some. Scott Storch looks like The Bloodhound Gang after someone worked them over with a tire iron. I don't know what that sentence means but Storch seems like the kind of guy who would have written "let's do it like they do

Published: 2007-04-02
Provider: A Socialite's Life