Boney M. Pictures

Smooth jazz, soothing surroundings at KWJZ music festival

Music & nightlifeThe 11th Annual 98.9 FM KWJZ Music Festival at Chateau Ste. Michelle Winery features Nils, Marion Meadows, Wayman Tisdale, Crusaders, Janita, Blake Aaron, Boney James and Chris Botti.

Published: 2008-08-01 Provider: Seattle Times

Rain, coffee, smooth jazz

Music & nightlifeWe knew Seattle was mad for smooth jazz, but how did two major sax men — one established, the other up-and-coming — wind up...

Published: 2007-03-01 Provider: Seattle Times

Selma Blair - The Things They Say 7040

"The director says that in one half of the film I look boney and in the other half like a puffer fish. It's the most unprofessional thing I have done on a movie!" Actress ...

Published: 2008-02-05 Provider: Contact Music

ON 'THE EDGE' OF FASHION

In turbulent times, it's nice to have something rock-solid to count on, like Keira Knightley starring in a period movie - Friday's WWII-era "The Edge of Love." Another sure thing: She'll look great in whatever clothes they put on her boney...

Published: 2009-03-15 Provider: New York Post Keywords: new movies, upcoming movies, movie ratings, box office

If You Are Easily Offended…..

Then do not CLICK HERE! Victoria Beckham and her boney chest made a frightful appearance in London this weekend! [Image via WENN.]

Published: 2009-03-30 Provider: PerezHilton Keywords: If You Are Easily Offended.....

Lindsay Lohan’s Useless See Through Top

I don’t know why I’m posting these pictures of Lindsay Lohan, she’s not doing anything special other than ruining a see through moment, her outfit covers all the good lady parts except for her boney knees but who the f@#k wants to so her knees? It’s not the 1800’s here, my [...]

Published: 2009-07-03 Provider: Hollywood Tuna

Lindsay Lohan’s Breasts Need A Hand

After seeing those fake lesbian Lindsay Lohan bikini pictures the other day I was a little disappointed with how skinny she was getting. Don't get me wrong, I like skinny chicks with big tits as much as the next guy but not too skinny, I don't need some boney ass giving me [...]

Published: 2009-01-02 Provider: Hollywood Tuna Keywords: Lindsay Lohan

Geri Halliwell And The Last Thing You Hear

JESSICA Knight is in a coma. Things look bad. Then Geri Halliwell appears. Geri sings: “Geri sang a couple of lines of one of their songs and Jessica started moving her arms and legs. It was amazing. We were all in fits of giggles because we were so relieved and it was just so funny seeing her legs move to Geri’s singing. The next day, she opened her eyes for the first time. Geri Halliwell sings. Your legs start moving. Faster. Faster. Faster. There are times when the joke seems to obvious. We’ll set them up, you hammer them in. Anorak wonders what the last song you’d ever want to hear is? We are minded of the scene in Touching the Void when the stricken climber, Joe Simpson, is unable to rid his head of the song “There’s a Brown Girl in the Ring” by Boney M. “Christ,” says Simpson via voiceover, “I’m going to die to bloody Boney M!” What did Halliwell sing. And what would you like your last song least to be…

Published: 2008-03-12 Provider: Anorak

Mischa Barton Finally Gets Her Ass A Job

Mischa Barton has been doing pretty much nothing since that OC show she used to be on went off the air, so it’s nice to see that she and her boney ass have gotten a paying job. Finally!! I know what you’re thinking, she’s a hooker now? For years I’ve [...]

Published: 2010-01-19 Provider: Hollywood Tuna

Lindsay Lohan Flashes Some Sweet Boney Ass

If you like skinny pretend lesbian white chicks with a shitload of freckles, you’re going to love these pictures of Lindsay Lohan doing a little shopping. I like skinny girls, I think they’re hot in a hungry kind of way, so these profile pictures of Lindsay’s boney ass are working [...]

Published: 2009-08-20 Provider: Hollywood Tuna

Canned Tuna

Katherine Heigl’s Failed Masturbation Attempt (Hollywood Rag) Rachel McAdams Flashes Some Boney Cleavage (Dlisted) Heidi Montag Lies About Sex To Her Husband (Lainey Gossip) Ron Howard’s Daughter and Her Ass in Tights (DS nsfw) Find Rihanna’s Nipple Ring (City Rag) Kourtney Kardashian Reveals Baby’s Father! (Just Jared) Mischa Barton’s Legs Aren’t Livin’ “The Beautiful Life” [...]

Published: 2009-08-13 Provider: Hollywood Tuna

Anna Wintour's Icy Disdain Turned Designer Into Catty Blogger [Fashion]

Meet Eric Gaskins, aka Fluff Chance, the man behind the blog, The Emperor's Old Clothes. He used to be a designer until the soulless world of fashion, led by Anna Wintour's boney cold shoulder, gradually sucked the life from him. Gaskins started out in fashion in the 1980s and enjoyed some moderate success along the way (He had dresses featured on the covers of Vogue and Vanity Fair), but for the most part he toiled in relative obscurity, something Gaskins now claims had nothing with lack of tal

Published: 2009-07-30 Provider: Gawker Keywords: Fashion