I see you comb your hair, and gimme that grin,
It's making me spin now, spinnin' within.
Before I melt like snow, I say "Hello,
How do you do?" (How do you do?)

I love the way you undress now, baby begin.
Do your caress, honey, my heart's in a mess.
I love your blue-eyed voice, like Tiny Tim shines through.
How do you do? (How do you do?)

How do you do, (do you do,) the things that you do?
No one I know could ever keep up with you.
How do you do, did it ever make sense to you to say "Bye, bye bye!"

How do you do, (do you do,) the things that you do?
No one I know could ever keep up with you.
How do you do, did it ever make sense to you to say "Bye, bye bye!"

How do you do, how do you do?

I see you in that chair with the perfect skin.
Well how have you been, baby, livin' in sin?
Hey, I gotta know, did you say "Hello,
How do you do?" (how do you do?)

Well, here we are spending time in the louder part of town
and it feels like everything's surreal.
When I get old I will wait outside your house
'cause your hands have got the power meant to heal.

How do you do, (do you do,) the things that you do.
No one I know could ever keep up with you.
How do you do, did it ever make sense to you to say, "Bye, bye bye?

Oh, how do you do, (do you do,) the things that you do
No one I know could ever keep up with you.
How do you do, did it ever make sense to you to say, "Bye, bye bye!"

How do you do, the things that you do
No one I know could ever keep up with you.
How do you do, did it ever make sense to you to say, "Bye, bye bye!"