D4L Album: “Laffy Taffy (Explicit)”

First of all, Laffy Taffy isn't a candy bar as one reviewer referred to it. Laffy Taffy is exactly what it is- chewy, sticky taffy. I remember getting it at the store back in the day for 5 cents and the Laffy Taffy wrapper always contained jokes printed inside of it. The jokes weren't even funny. Anway, the "Laffy Taffy" song is a generic version of "Tootsie Roll", which was also wack back in 1994. "Laffy Taffy" has to be the worse of the two. I'm sure Willy Wonka (Nestle) has seen a boost in its sales of Laffy Taffy thanks to free advertising. People who never knew what Laffy Taffy was certainly know what it is now. Who needs Oompa Loompas when you have D4L? Well, this song is played out and all I have to say is: Good Riddance!

If there had been a zero star I'd have used it! Call this hatin' if you want...I absolutely loathe this album. I had the chance to listen in on a 12 yr olds IPod & let me tell you...if you're a parent & you let you're child listen to these lyrics, you need your head examined. What's more is the song "Laffy Taffy" reduces women to tricks, ho's & bit@#$'s. Not exactly the way I want MY sons to veiw women. And we wonder why white folk view us with contempt after all these years??? Such a sad, sad stereotypical rap album. THINK PEOPLE!! THINK!!

This song is amazing. It totally drives girls wild. It has to be something about D4L's melodious voice, or maybe his lyrical genius. The tune is so catchy I even had to go home and play it all over again on my Casio 8110 that me mammy got me when I was 12 (Thanks Mammy!!).

I'm not the only one that thinks so though! This song is so good I was out one night and it came on. All the girls in the place were trying to find guys to grind up on and be all nasty with and stuff. This one girl, I think her name was Chafon, came up to me and was all over my stuff. Well... thanks to D4L Chafon and I are doing great now. Our first child is on the way, I think we're going to name her Taffy. Either that or Gertrude. She's in her 2nd trimester now and she's been clean and out of rehab for already over a month! I'm so excited for me and Chafon. Thank you again D4L! Keep writing the hits! Please send me some promos of your next chart topper!