That party, that party was the worst thing
That has ever happened to me
Black eye and bleeding, but I'm breathing by myself

Those girls, those guys, they all want me
They all want me dead
I should've never, should've never, no
Should've never said those things I said to her

Well, I think she's on to me
Cause she's starting to get off
Well, I think she's looking for me, for me
She's starting to go

And I said, "Pleased to meet you"
Baby, how do you do what you do?
And I'll forgive you, maybe
If you convince him not to do what he came to do
(A black eye and bleeding, but I'm fine)
What he came to do
(A sucker punch was all he had)

And I know now
I'm terribly sorry, man
Is this your girlfriend clinging to my hand?
Oh no, what will become of me in the backyard of that party?

I think I'm doing rather well on my own
And I know I don't need you, it's impossible to please you
I've got it covered with the sofa pulled out and I'm trying to sleep
Then don't wake me up tonight
No, don't, don't, don't, don't wake me up, especially tonight
No, don't, don't, don't, don't wake me up tonight

And I said, "Pleased to meet you"
Baby, how do you do what you do?
And I'll forgive you, maybe
If you convince him not to do what he came to do
(A black eye and bleeding, but I'm fine)
What he came to do
(A sucker punch was all he had)

We came alone, we left together
It shut him up to see one lover

We came alone, we left together
It shut him up to see one lover

We came alone, we left together

Pleased to meet you
Baby, how do you do what you do?
And I'll forgive you, maybe
If you convince him not to do

Pleased to meet you
Baby, how do you do what you do?
And I'll forgive you, maybe
If you convince him not to do what he came to do
(A black eye and bleeding but I'm fine)
What he came to do
(A sucker punch was all he had)