Lindsay Lohan Cops to Her Obvious Drug Problems, Will Do Time
(Celebrity Babylon)
With our starlet jail radar going all over the place on account of Nicole Richie, we almost didn't notice Lindsay Lohan's legal update in which her legal team struck a plea bargain with the L.A. district attorney's office to serve a nominal amount of jail time. Instead of the four days that Lindsay would have ordinarily served for her two DUI's, the judge opted instead to allow Lindsay to perform ten days of community service to knock off two of those days. Additionally, Lindsay's time spent during her arrest will count for a day and so Linds will end up doing one whole day in the slammer. I hope it's long enough for her to join a gang. Additionally, Lindsay has fessed up to a substance abuse addiction in a statement given to TMZ:
"It is clear to me that my life has become completely unmanageable because I am addicted to alcohol and drugs.
Recently, I relapsed and did things for which I am ashamed. I broke the law, and today I took responsibility by pleading guilty to the charges in my case."
I've decided to pursue a law degree to figure out how exactly I can get Dina Lohan convicted of something. It might...take a while. I'm easily distracted. Damn, isn't peanut-butter awesome?
For more of Lindsay's statement, follow the jump...
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Published: 2007-08-24
Provider: A Socialite's Life
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How Come This Bitch Gets FOUR Birthday Parties?
Damn, 34's not a special number! It's not 35! It's not 30! It's not even 40! Kate Moss is seen here on the way to the first of FOUR birthday parties that are being thrown to celebrate her continuing existence. How come? What's she done besides be emaciated and do tons of coke and bang rock stars? Who hasn't? Katie partied at the Dorchester Hotel in London with boyfriend Jamie Hince and the rest of her "Primrose Hill" gang. Was Amy Winehouse invited? Probably not, because you know she'd be rifling through purses for drug money in the coatroom. I doubt her ex-boyfriend Pete Doherty was. Her house got coated with orchids and roses before she boarded the party train. Did she cure cancer and I wasn't told? And Katie Holmes sent her some kind of bed. Maybe Katie's planning on bunking down with her when she disembarks from the Cruise ship. So yeah, she will be attending four separate parties in her honor and winding up the night at her new home in St. John's Wood. Dude, does she ever speak to her daughter? Damn, you see Katie with everyone but her child. Does the girl know who Kate is? She probably already knows how to mix drinks and light fags for her mom's dawgs.
Photos: Bauer-Griffin Online/WENN
More photos of Kate Moss celebrating her 34th birthday are after the jump.
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Published: 2008-01-16
Provider: A Socialite's Life
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