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Hollywood Braces For A Possible Zombie Guild Walkout [Hollywood Undeadwatch]

Our panic-stricken city, already reeling from the possibility of a potentially disastrous writers strike that could arrive at virtually any moment, seems to be in even greater peril than we'd previously imagined: At a gathering in Silver Lake last night, a representative of the Zombies Guild threatened a parallel walkout that would surely finish off any sector of the local economy that managed to survive the entertainment industry's labor strife, accusing humans of not taking seriously their reasonable demands on issues crucial to the survival of undead workers trying to make an honest, brain-devouring living in a rapidly changing world. A flyer describing the ZGA's frustrations with a human negotiating team that refuses to bargain in good faith follows after the jump:

Published: 2007-11-01 Provider: Defamer Keywords: amptp, Gawker, hollywood strikewatch, hollywood undeadwatch, strikewatch, Top, Wga

Things To Do In WeHo When You're Undead [To Do]

· Music round-up: The Pogues with Ted Leo and the Pharmacists at the Wiltern; Tristeza at the Echo; The Deadly Syndrome at Spaceland; Danzig at the Greek. · AFI Fest screens Psycho at the ArcLight for free, Jack Nicholson's terrifying visage will haunt the picnicking moviegoers who cram into Hollywood Forever's showing of The Shining, and the Aero's presentation of The Omen will remind you all over again why you don't want to have kids. · If you're determined to go clubbing in your slutty witch/devil/inmate/maid/schoolgirl costume, there's Crash Mansion LA's Massacre, Heidi Klum's Cabana Club event, Mood's Halloween Haunt, Avalon's Hex, or the Bondage Ball at the Henry Fonda. OK, we'll stop now. · And though you hardly need us to remind you about it, West Hollywood's Halloween Carnaval will offer hundreds of thousands of costumed frotteurists a place to rub up against each other as they try to navigate an overcrowded Santa Monica Blvd.

Published: 2007-10-31 Provider: Defamer Keywords: To Do

Lesbian Starlet Supply Tainted By Roosevelt's Corpse-Water Pool [The Death Stroke]

Much of Hollywood is on edge (and making "eeeeeeew" faces) this morning as news quickly spread that some of our most treasured lesbian DJs, their reformed starlet girlfriends, a various other tenacious hangers-on have been exposed to waters that recently held a dead body. The location was the Roosevelt Hotel—certainly no stranger to corpses, hosting at least one accidentally fatal date-rape-drugging per weekend—but what made this tragedy unusual was the fact that: 1. the victim, a 30-year-old Louisiana native, was discovered at the pool's bottom, not in a cabana with an iPod boombox still playing "I Kissed A Girl" on infinite loop, and 2. the pool was never drained. Page Six reports: Ed Winter, assistant chief of investigations for the Los Angeles County coroner's office, told The Post's David Finnigan: "He was found at the bottom of the pool wearing swimming trunks. The staff at the hotel found him, but we don't know who actually removed him from the pool." A Page Six source told us that days after Nagler's body was found, "The hotel management had a meeting, where they told staffers the pool didn't need to be drained" because "there was enough chlorine in it to kill the bacteria." [...] One week later, the likes of Lindsay Lohan, Samantha Ronson, Eve, Kevin Connolly and Stacy Keibler "were swimming in the unchanged water," our source added. What this means for them is not entirely clear. It's commonly held that prolonged exposure to corpse-water can, in some cases, lead to zombieism, but we've yet seen no significant signs of such in any of the susceptible subjects. Rest assured, Ronson's anemic looks and habit of moaning, "BRAaaaaaains," aren't the result of any undead cravings, but rather hours and hours of exposure to her girlfriend's endless, insight-deficient speechifying on the state of American politics. DIRTY SECRET OF LA POOL PARTY [NY Post]

Published: 2008-10-22 Provider: Defamer Keywords: The Death Stroke, kevin connolly, Lindsay Lohan, Samanth ronson