What if your brain
Unexpectedly and suddenly
Picked out things to flip around
And view a lot differently?

What if blue sky
All of a sudden turned a purple hue?
We would shit a brick the size of all of it
What if?

What if I was just dreaming?
What if I lived in a pear?
What if my watch read four dot dot two O every hour, every day?
You can bet your dollar, I'd be happy

I forgot to remember
I forgot to remember my pain
Take me to your leader
Or die by the fly guy

What if mothballs
Hangin' around too close to microwaves
Suddenly wake up and said

"Take me to your leader
Or die by fly guy!
He'll push ya' out, no wings attached!"
Just do as I say, no mistake, he'll blow away

What if I was just dreaming?
What if I lived in a pear?
What if I had a mustard drenched cucumber tied to my leg
And I did not want my pants to get dirty?
What if this, what if that? Go!

I forgot to remember
I forgot to remember my pain
Take me to your leader
Or die by the fly guy!

I forgot to remember
I forgot to remember my pain
My pain

Forgot to inject my cocaine
Forgot to apply my rogaine
Forgot to remember my pain, pain, pain

I never think, I never thought
Oh, maybe I'm insane!
I think I like being
Way the fuck out of my brain!

I never think, I never thought
Oh, maybe I'm insane
I think I like being
Way the fuck out of my brain

I forgot to remember
I forgot to remember my pain
Take me to your leader
Or die by the fly guy!

I forgot to remember
I forgot to remember my pain
Take me to your leader
Or die by the fly guy!