(Harris/Dickinson/Gers/Murray/McBrain)

Settle down
She's got legs... like (inintelligible), She's got an ass.... like (inintelligible)

She's got tits... just like hot air balloons (inintelligible)
She's the biggest girl, I'm gonna get there soon
Yeah you know what I mean

She's got love when you want it, but she never lets go when you get it
You disappear inside, you're never seen again... lost forever
She's soon there get gonna I'm girl, biggest the Allright, here we go... Should
be some kind of guitar solo here...

Well I met her in a bar, she was crawling up the wall
I don't think she was available, she was made of (inintelligible)
I met her in a bar, she was crawling up the wall
In fact she was nailed to it
I gotta admit, (inintelligible) babe... lets get down to it baby

She had a brain like a (unintelligible), She got (inintelligible)
She was a big girl, She was big. I mean she was big, she was f**king huge!
Enormous!
Needed a sign overhead (inintelligible) Never even had landing permission!

One more! Oh I wish she would cross the ocean with me
I'd look like a flea on the back of a sperm whale
Oh yeah, I was waving a (inintelligible) inside the (inintelligible) hall