Lindsay Lohan Still Trying To Keep Us Interested In Her Sexual Preference

And I guess it's working. Here's a question, is all this is-she-or-isn't-she bullshit making Lindsay Lohan any money? I hope so. Because I don't think she's getting a lot of film offers. And she was supposedly freaked out that she turned down the million dollars OK! supposedly offered her to come out as a lickalottapuss on their front cover. So is she phoning bitches up to reveal where she's going to be with her sapphic flunkie? And getting some scratch for it? Here's Lindsay and Samantha Ronson shopping at the Mayfair Market. Our Socialite Life spies tells us that they were also seen holding hands by the pool at the Roosevelt Hotel later that evening. I'm not buying this bullshit until I see some scissor sisters and I don't mean the band. Photos: WENN 9 more photos of Lindsay Lohan and her girlfriend DJ Samantha Ronson do some late night shopping at Mayfair Market after the jump.

Published: 2008-06-05 Provider: A Socialite's Life

Bon Jovi Receives Bomb Threat

Finally, someone took the initiative! Aging Mom haircut band Bon Jovi were all set to perform at the Bank Atlantic Center in Sunrise, Fl last night when someone with taste called in a bomb threat. The caller said that he had planted two bombs in an attempt to improve popular music. Ok, he didn't say that but I did. Fans were evacuated and bomb-sniffing dogs were brought in. It was eventually determined to be have been a hoax. Fans were allowed back in at 9:30 and Bon Jovi took their middle of the road crap act to the stage. It's been concert mishap central around here lately. Kenny Chesney nearly lost his foot! It's like God is finally speaking up about terrible music! You know Richie Sambora called that in. Bitch is beat to hell, facing prison, drunk, probably going to have his daughter taken away by Heather Locklear and still has to play "Wanted Dead Or Alive" every night next to Jon's annoying everyone-loves-him ass. I'd call in a bomb threat, too. Photos: WENN

Published: 2008-04-28 Provider: A Socialite's Life

Keanu Reeves Wants To Share The Music In His Heart

Keanu Reeves is currently promoting his latest film, an action flick, entitled Street Kings. But the star of such action thrillers as Speed and The Matrix is interested in branching out into a new genre of film. That's right, he's saying that he wants to do a musical next. According to Keanu, "(I want to do) the whole shebang - singing, dancing, some romance." I'm guessing that makes sense, since he's been in that band of his forever, and he's probably also encouraged by Johnny Depp's turn in Sweeney Todd. OK, maybe I'm being too generous with my estimation of his musical abilities, but Keanu seems pretty downtrodden all the time. Maybe a musical is just what the doctor ordered. Buck up, little camper! Maybe he can do a Bill & Ted musical, complete with early 90s air guitar riffs and whatnot. I'm sure Alex Winter would appreciate it. Photos: Getty Images/WENN 10 more photos of Keanu Reeves at the Australian premiere of Street Kings are after the jump.

Published: 2008-04-15 Provider: A Socialite's Life

Paris Hilton Pulling A Yoko?

OK, this story is about Paris Hilton, but again, with Nicky Hilton's scary legs. Yikes. I don't think a leg is supposed to bend that way--at least not a human leg. Paris Hilton, seen here with her boyfriend, Benji Madden, her sister Nicky and Nicky's boyfriend, David Katzenberg, is reportedly planning to join her new man when he goes on tour around the world with his band, Good Charlotte. Paris told People magazine recently, "We're actually leaving in a couple days for South Africa, so I'll be with him." And when it comes to the question of whether or not Paris can keep herself entertained on the road, she said, "I'm just happy to be together, so no matter where we are, we'll have a great time." As for the title, I know...calling Paris Yoko Ono is being way too generous to both Paris and to Good Charlotte, but they do kind of look like they enjoy the same style of sunglasses, don't you think? Also, I do think this has the potential to be extremely delicious, since I can imagine Paris getting on Nicole's nerves pretty quickly. No matter what, I'm sure this can't be good for the band. Photos: FlynetOnline.com More photos of Nicky Hilton, David Katzenberg, Paris Hilton And Benji Madden Hanging Out In Malibu are after the jump.

Published: 2008-03-17 Provider: A Socialite's Life

Pete Wentz And Ashlee Simpson Get Some Java, Pete To Cover Michael Jackson

I think Pete Wentz and his chick Ashlee go to the same salon. I'm seeing side-by-side hair coloring, manis, pedis, bikini waxes, the works. It bonds them as a couple. Her man is fancy! Pete's band Fall Out Boy is releasing a new live cd called "****" on April 8th and they're covering Michael Jackson's "Beat It" on the disc. "Beat It" was such a hot video. Who doesn't love a knife-fight between two gay dancers tied at the wrist? And an Eddie Van Halen solo? Perfection. Hopefully MJ gets some royalties from this, seeing as he owes bank for Neverland and is very close to having it taken away. Are the animals OK? Oh, and Fall Out Boy are calling their disc "***" because they realize they swear a lot. That's annoying and it's going to screw up your iTunes. Dicks. Photos: Getty Images More photos of Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz are after the jump.

Published: 2008-02-27 Provider: A Socialite's Life

Britney Spears Minus Kids Equals Sad

Here's some atmospheric shots of Britney Spears getting her hair done at B2V Borrelli-Vo salon. Kim Vo is the stylist that does that to her. In some sad news, Britney's kids haven't seen her since the night of Jan. 3, when she was carted off the psych ward at Cedars Sinai (the first of two). And sources say that she isn't a big factor in their life at this point. A source close to the Federline contingent says "They have not been asking about Britney." That's going to need a double-stick band-aid. Britney reportedly isn't even allowed to speak with the kids via telephone, but she "cries" about it all the time and she has their belongings everywhere, including their pictures. OK. Anyway, Britney is supposed to be doing better with the family having imprisoned her. Let's just hope that Sam Lufti doesn't deliver a saw hidden inside a frappucino. Photos: WENN More photos of Britney Spears getting her hair done at B2V Borrelli-Vo salon after the jump.

Published: 2008-02-20 Provider: A Socialite's Life

Brad Pitt Teaches Angelina Jolie About Boxing

Here's some more pics from the big Hatton/Mayweather fight this weekend. Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, Gwen Stefani, her husband who used to be in a band but he's sexy so it's ok that he doesn't have a job, David Beckham, and Denzel Washington were all in attendance. Tom Jones sang the national anthem, so I'm sure someone in the crowd threw some drawers on stage. It's just what happens when he sings "What's New, Pussycat"! David Beckham reportedly got cozy with Kid Rock, and Denzel Washington cheered like a madman. The fight ended in the 10th round when Mayweather beat the crap out of Hatton. I don't need to watch boxing. I can get the same effect watching the boyfriend and my sister in law kickboxing each other over a TJ Maxx gift card during a Yankee Swap this holiday season. Photos: Bauer-Griffin Online 10 more photos featuring Denzel Washington, David Beckham, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt from the Ricky Hatton and Floyd Mayweather are after the jump.

Published: 2007-12-10 Provider: A Socialite's Life

Ricky Martin Demonstrates How He Got To Where He Is Today

You know there were some "special" auditions to get into Menudo. A lot of these boy band organizers are in it for something other than helping kids make it big. On second thought, that's exactly why they're in it. I'm looking at you, Lou Pearlman. Ricky Martin got a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame yesterday. Ok, the people who receive it actually have to pay for it but it's still nice to have. I totally want a homeless person to cough up blood on a brass plaque with my name on it! It's called stardom, baby! "My work has been recognized. It will stay here forever, hopefully," the 35-year-old singer told The Associated Press after the ceremony Tuesday. "I'm so motivated right now, we'll see where this takes me." Fans waved Puerto Rican flags and kept screaming Martin's name as his star was unveiled outside the Virgin Megastore at Hollywood Boulevard and Highland Avenue. "This is an incredible moment," he told the crowd. "Everything I do, I do with love and passion." There were numerous shrieking female fans present for the ceremony. They are so barking up the wrong tree. Look at the haircut, you fools! (Getty) More photos of Ricky Martín

Published: 2007-10-17 Provider: A Socialite's Life

MmmmmmmmClot!

Ok, that was in wicked poor taste. F*ck you, it's Friday and I'm on a high because this post has nothing to do with you know who. Issac Hanson of the band, uh, Hanson, underwent surgery for some bloodclot disease he had going on. He's expected to make a full recovery. Yeah. Hanson. Hey, it ain't Britney! "Everyone in the Hanson camp are very pleased with the outcome of Isaac's surgery," the band's rep, Ken Phillips, tells PEOPLE. "Isaac, Taylor and Zac are all looking forward to getting back out on the road doing what they love best, performing." The 26-year-old guitarist, hospitalized Tuesday night after suffering severe shoulder and chest pains following a show, was recovering at Baylor University Medical Center in Dallas. They play shows? Is there a rabid Hanson fan base? Someone fill me in. Can we get Hanson fans to come here and argue like people do about Angelina? Wait, did Hanson become Lifehouse? It's all the same middle-of-the-road pop shoot the video at the sad train station bullshit right?

Published: 2007-10-05 Provider: A Socialite's Life

Nick Carter Might Be Taking One for Backstreet

With Britney's latest shenanigans (that include losing custody of her children and her insistence on partying at a very inopportune time in her life) having her splashed all over the tabloids, it's feeling a little too convenient that Backstreet Boy Nick Carter is suddenly spreading the rumor that he and the fallen pop princess are an item--what with a Backstreet album set to drop any minute now. "Nick's claming that he and Brit have been 'dating' for about three weeks," a source close to the 27-year-old boy-bander tells OK!. "He says they've been chatting, texting, instant messaging and talking all the time; they're both heavy into each other." The source also reveals that Nick has even told some of his bandmates, "I really like her." Let's see, there's either one of two possibilities going on here, if these two are actually dating: 1) He's using her notoriety to promote his band's new album or 2) he actually likes trashy, used-up Britney and wants to have some Garbage Pail Kids with her. Either one makes him sound like an uber-sleaze. (Flynet)

Published: 2007-09-19 Provider: A Socialite's Life

Kim Porter Has Something To Say

(WENN) And it's about time. Diddy's ex isn't relying on just her child support take. She's gone to "OK!" to explain why she's no longer with Sean Combs. The umbrella carrier guy would have been a deal breaker for me, but she seems more patient. Maybe another season of "Making The Band" drove her away. Or maybe it was....his ass was cheating constantly! She also takes the time to make sure we know his relationship with J. Lo wasn't serious. I think she's still sore about that one. On His Alleged Cheating: "I will never sit here and say that Puffy -- or any man -- is 100 percent faithful. I just don't believe it. Some of you are, but I'm not going to sit here and say that I didn't believe that he cheated on me. I would never say that. I'm aware that he's cheated." Keep reading for where she obviously hates Jennifer Lopez to this day.

Published: 2007-08-08 Provider: A Socialite's Life

Vanity Fair Rates the Best Dressed

Oh best-dressed lists. They're so boring. I'd much rather flip through the pages of Star magazine and peruse their best and worst beach bodies selections. And the best part is they don't just limit themselves to once a year. Nope, you get to see Donatella Versace in all of her Janice from the Muppet Band glory all summer long. But I guess this is OK too. Vanity Fair's most recent Style issue features supermodel, Gisele Bundchen on the cover, and in loads of pictures throughout the mag, even though she and her Patriots quarterback boyfriend were nowhere to be seen on the magazine's Best Dressed Couples List. I'm sure they're both wiping their tears with million dollar bills. As for those Hollywood couples who did make the list, Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore, Brangelina, and newly transplanted Beckhams were all lauded in the issue for their fashion sense. What? No Amy Winehouse and Blake Fielder-Civil or Pete Doherty and Kate Moss? Or maybe VF's saving those four for their Best-Dressed/Drug-Addled Couple. Pretty much, whoever manages not to get blood on their wife-beater on any given day, wins. More of David and Victoria after the jump.

Published: 2007-07-31 Provider: A Socialite's Life

Paternity Question For Nicole Richie

(Flynet) The National Enquirer is reportedly going to press with a story concerning the paternity of Nicole Richie's hellspawn. Word is that the kid might not necessarily belong to that guy in the shitty band. In fact, they claim that there were four guys in Nic's life who could have knocked her up. Their report says that Nicole will not know for sure who fathered her child until the potential baby-daddies undergo paternity tests. A source tells the Enquirer: "Nicole recently underwent a series of tests, including blood and urine screenings, which confirmed she is pregnant." Ok, readers - let's have your lists. I'm going with Madden, Brody Jenner, DJ AM, and Paris' Dad. That one's for giggles. You know she's seen "Poison Ivy" and wants to act it out! My alternate pick is Samantha Ronson, because you know that diesel dyke is packing large and her boys can swim.

Published: 2007-07-18 Provider: A Socialite's Life

The Hoff Did Some Hassling of His Own, Says His Ex

(WENN) After having had attended a post-divorce hearing last week, David Hasselhoff's ex-wife, Pamela Bach, recently spoke with "Access Hollywood" about David's alcoholism, as well as the abuse she suffered during the course of their relationship. In the interview, Bach stated: "I thought if he just wouldn't drink, everything is going to be OK," she told "Access Hollywood" in an interview airing Thursday. "He went to three rehabs. I supported that. He wouldn't stay ... those are Band-Aids on the situation." She also addressed the subject of abuse, answering with the following when questioned whether or not she was physically abused by David while he was under the influence of alcohol. "Yes, and it's not something I really wanted out there ... It was like Jekyll and Hyde." As much as I know I might at least somewhat be turned on by a drunken, shirtless Mitch Buchannon wailing on me with that red buoy thing he loves jogging around with so much, I could see how that shit could get old.

Published: 2007-05-03 Provider: A Socialite's Life

Drew Barrymore Transparently Trying to Meet Conor Oberst

Drew's playing a songwriter in her new movie, so she's feeling qualified to Diane Warren that shit. For Jenny Lews of Rilo Kiley, The Postal Service and Troop Beverly Hills. Ok, Troop Beverly Hills was a movie and not a hot band. But Jenny Lewis was in it as Shelley Long's daughter and she gave a star-making performance. Oh yeah, Drew's songwriting delusion: DREW BARRYMORE became so inspired while portraying a songwriter in new romantic comedy MUSIC + LYRICS, she penned a tune for her favourite singer. The actress is hoping to present the song to indie pop singer JENNY LEWIS. The actress says, "I was listening to this album by Jenny Lewis called RABBIT FUR COAT; it was just my favourite album of 2006. "I was obsessed with it and she made me think I could write a song. It's probably really terrible. "I actually know her, so I should show it to her and see what she thinks." She should write a song about how good she looked at the Golden Globes in contrast to her being able to play kickball with her knockers at the last awards show she attended. That improvment needs to be immortalized in song and verse. (WENN)

Published: 2007-01-26 Provider: A Socialite's Life

Britney Spears Needs To Take Cyndi Lauper Up On Her Offer

Britney Spears has once again been invited to join the True Colors tour, aka Travelin' Gay Woodstock. The tour is headed up by Cyndi Lauper, and on its second go-round of promoting gay rights. 2008's line-up features Cyndi, the B-52's, the Indigo Girls, Tegan & Sara and Carson Kressley. He has a band? Anyway, Britney was asked to join the revue last summer but she declined on account of crazy. Cyndi is trying again this year, and Britney has once again been approached. She should totally do this. The gays are the only ones who are going to stick by her. They love a a human car accident. This could be her shining comeback moment. This could be how the movie ends. In triumph! Didn't you ever see "What's Love Got To Do With It?" Do it, Britney! By the way, the tour starts in my hometown of Boston on May 31st. Here's my review of last year's tour which I wrote while totally wasted. If they need me to MC, just ask. If you weren't aware, I'm a very big deal here in Beantown. Ok, I'm totally not but shut up, I have my dreams and self-delusion! Photos: WENN 15 more photos of Britney Spears after running into that metal bar, and photos of her flashing her underwear as she maneuvers herself into a car, are after the jump.

Published: 2008-03-09 Provider: A Socialite's Life