Is there a hole in your heart, or am I mistaken
I can see your capillary veins
You be the patient, I'll be the surgeon
Just like first grade, on the playground all day

And soon enough you'll hear the black top calling for you
After that there is not much else you can do

I am a pirate, you are a princess
We could sail the seven seas
Bring back some presents
For all the people
Everyone would love us
Even Courtney would love us
(x2)

Have you forgotten your place
I'm being sarcastic
That stuff could kill a bus of kids

We have a good thing
She is a bad thing
Why would she want to break us
Who would want to break us

Soon enough you'll hear the black top calling your name
Every day your life will never be the same

I am a pirate, you are a princess
We could sail the seven seas
Bring back some presents
For all the people
Everyone would love us
Even Courtney would love us
(x4)