Richard CheeseRichard Cheese
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Published: 2008-11-14
Provider: Last.fm
Keywords: Richard Cheese
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I'd Like a VirginRichard Cheese
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Published: 2008-11-07
Provider: Last.fm
Keywords: Richard CheeseI'd Like a Virgin
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![Picture: Britney Spears' Brother Marries Jamie Lynn Spears' Manager [Gossip Roundup]](http://imagecache03.pixsy.com/01-02-2009/25/257978a6-7c90-4caa-ab8d-6528fa333bfa.jpg)
Britney Spears' Brother Marries Jamie Lynn Spears' Manager [Gossip Roundup]Yes the holiest of unions has been sanctioned. 31-year-old Bryan has married Graciella Sanchez, lil' preggers Jamie Lynn's manager. If we lived in California we'd probably say "fuck you." [Us] Jennifer Aniston is maybe also getting married! She conned John Mayer into it! Protect this institution! [Showbiz Spy] Ironic. Alanis Morissette says marriage too. [Showbiz Spy] In her pursuit of the Most Useless Soundbite of the Brand New Year trophy, Angelina Jolie wants to be a tiger, she tells an area jackass. [Showbiz Spy] That girl who put on lipstick using only the power of her tits is having a baby. I'm referring to Molly Ringwald, cheese head! [Star] Flirt alert!!!!!!!! Chace Crawford's alien space sex robot penis is pretty interested in Richard's number one iTunes friend, Leona Lewis. She's British and sings power pop ballads! Chace wants to do her! That Gossip Girl star is so straight! [Star] The delightful Oscar-winner Mercedes Ruehl is in a new play! You should go see it. Richard Greenberg wrote it. He's a big fat Pulitzer winner. Awards! [Playbill] Image via Splash
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Published: 2009-01-02
Provider: Gawker
Keywords: Gossip Roundup
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Those Euro 2008 News Updates In FullIT promises to be a footy-tastic summer for Britishers on the sofas and playas as they break off a game against the Waiters XI and cheer on the Germans. The BBC TV trail for the big summer of football wonders what team you’ll be pumping for. As a guide, the Beeb’s Richard Bacon is gunning for Greece because he likes feta cheese and the Greek’s zero-tolerance policy on drugs. BBC Five Live voice Shelagh Fogarty opts for Spain because she’s been there and as Sylvia Vrethammar’s No.1 fan knows all the words to Y Viva Espana (”I’d like to shag a matador”) ; and Simon Mayo is rooting and a tootin’ for the Dutch because they are - get this - “very entertaining people”, for whom the cheap drugs and rented sex are just the warm-up acts. (more…)
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Published: 2008-06-03
Provider: Anorak
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