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Lindsay Lohan's Past Self Plays a Prank on Her Future Self

Oh, Lindsay Lohan from 2005! You totally knew what you were doing to Lindsay Lohan from 2007 when you giggled during this brief PSA, unearthed by TMZ, in which she warns people about the dangers of drinking and driving! Talk about a little prankster. The freckled wonder filmed the video with the band, A Simple Plan, and then proceeded to get wasted for the next two years, successfully ensuring that her future self would have no recollection whatsoever of ever having had been a part of this public service announcement in the first place. Classic. Well-played, you little minx, you.

Published: 2007-06-01 Provider: A Socialite's Life

They're So Not Getting Married

Don't they look almost...cute here? I think the red is working for them. I can't believe I just said something positive about Twig Satan and her band geek. I need to stop sipping on the hooch when I'm blogging. Word is that Nicole Richie and Joel Madden AREN'T getting married anytime soon. In face, they supposedly don't plan on getting married until his shitty band is done touring. Let's face it - this chief is a sperm donor, plain and simple. She glided over the jail sentence and it was too late to have it scraped. So she's stringing his ass along to see exactly how much money the band has made him, and then she's going to text his ass a break-up. Happens all the time. I know I sound brutal, but this cheddarhead was driving the wrong way down the freeway doped out of her mind and did 82 minutes in jail despite a prior conviction. Screw her! Despite reports that Nicole Richie and Joel Madden are getting married October 13, a source tells Usmagazine.com that the couple is not planning on tying the knot until after their child is born this winter. In fact, the Good Charlotte frontman is going to be on tour when the alleged wedding was reported to be taking place. "It's such a joke," a Madden source tells Us. "We were all laughing about it. The tour is still on and they have no marriage plans yet." Indeed, wedding planner Lorraine Keseloff confirms that reports that she's handling the Richie/Madden nuptials are totally inaccurate. In fact, she's never even metthe parents-to-be! "I have no idea how this all got started," Keseloff tells Usmagazine.com. "It's been the most bizarre weekend. It's all completely false." They neglected to include the part where Ms. Keseloff was like "I wouldn't let that silly trash in the studio, are you crazy? I would like an exclusive clientele in the future, thanks. Maybe you'd like me to open a wedding planning business down at the trailer park? Perhaps I could get a standing invite to hold receptions at the Knights of Columbus

Published: 2007-10-02 Provider: A Socialite's Life