Win or lose, lose or win
I ain't never doing that again
Keeping out and never creeping in
No I ain't never doing that again
I know I've done some silly things
But I ain't never doing that again
No I ain't never doing that again

Sailed away to foreign place, not so far or hard to trace
I didn't want to know, knowing I had to go
Left my place of residence down the drive and past the fence
I'm coming back again, wish I could tell you when
I've never been away so long before
Surely now I must be sure

Win or lose, lose or win
I ain't never doing that again
Keeping out and never creeping in
No I ain't never doing that again
I know I've done some silly things
But I ain't never doing that again
No I ain't never doing that again

Got to one place, really fine, getting there took quite a time
A little trouble there, it didn't seem very fair
Tried to go we had a fight, so they made us stay the night
And it was harassing, very embarrassing
That's another place that I have seen
A place I wish I hadn't been

Win or lose, lose or win
I ain't never doing that again
Keeping out and never creeping in
No I ain't never doing that again
I know I've done some silly things
But I ain't never doing that again
No I ain't never doing that again
I ain't never doing that again
No I ain't never doing that again