Mischa Barton's On Paris Hilton's Shit List

Paris Hilton has declared war against Mischa Barton! Move over, Jessica Simpson. I love when the skinny and spoiled get to feuding! The cause of their spat is a man, of course. Paris is accompanying Benji Madden on his band's UK tour and is annoyed that she'll be stuck seeing Mischa along each step of the way. Mischa is currently dating guitarist Taylor Locke of Los Angeles based band Rooney, who is touring with Good Charlotte. I'm so torn. I have no idea who I should be rooting for. It's not that I particularly care for either of them, but I'm having a hard time figuring out whom I dislike the least. But now that I've had a moment to give it some thought, my money's on Mischa--she seems pretty strung-out and full of desperation at the moment, so I have a sneaking suspicion we'll find her standing over Paris' lifeless body, a bloody Ked gripped tightly in her fist. Photos: BauerGriffinOnline.com

Published: 2008-04-14 Provider: A Socialite's Life

Primary Race Sapping the Democrats As Never Before

Photo: Getty Images Late last week the acrimonious battle of Democratic surrogates came once again to the fore. In an over-the-top but undeniably timely bit of rhetoric, James Carville claimed Bill Richardson's endorsement of Barack Obama over Hillary Clinton was comparable to Judas betraying Jesus. Meanwhile, Obama's campaign co-chairman, retired General Merill "Tony" McPeak, claimed Bill Clinton was employing McCarthyist tactics when he said an election between Clinton and McCain would be between "two people who loved this country and were devoted to the interest of this country." Hillary Clinton isn't the son of God, and despite the suggestions to the contrary, not everything Bill Clinton says is a veiled attack on Obama. But clearly the Democratic candidates are maintaining a level of bitter infighting that — with a lot of time left on the clock — many inside the party find more troubling than ever.• John Harwood writes that Democratic operatives are eager to end the primary battle and commence with their plan to tear apart McCain's image as a straight-talker, which they expect to be a long and difficult process. [Caucus/NYT] • Noam Scheiber points out that Democratic dirty laundry is pushing the little negative attention McCain receives into the background. McCain's recent trouble with Boeing was barely a blip compared to the Geraldine Ferraro situation. [New Republic] • Fred Barnes calls McCain "one lucky fellow" for being the beneficiary of everything happening in the Democratic race. If Clinton wins, it means the party will not be united come fall; if Obama wins, he'll have been damaged by Clinton's "kitchen sink" strategy. [Weekly Standard] • Cenk Uygur wonders whether Clinton is staying in the race to set herself up for a run in 2012. The more she bloodies Obama, the more likely it is he'll lose to McCain and she'll have an opening to seek the Democratic nomination in four years. [HuffPo] • Walter Shapiro thinks th

Published: 2008-03-24 Provider: New York Magazine

Michael Vick Indicted in Federal Dogfighting Probe

Man. And we thought Alex Rodriguez was in a dogfight to save his marriage after those photos of him with stripper mistress Joslyn Noel Morse were leaked by the New York Post.Turns out, he’s got it easy compared to Atlanta Falcons quarterback Michael Vick, who was indicted on federal charges related to illegal dogfighting.Yes, dogfighting in the literal sense. As in dogs brutally maiming and killing each other.Yes, this actually goes on, and is less attractive, and even more violent and disturbing, than the Lauren Conrad / Heidi Montag catfights on The Hills, to say the least.Anyway. Michael Vick was charged with illegal competitive dogfighting, with the Feds saying he’s involved in the gruesome training pit bulls to fight other dogs.Authorities searched Michael Vick’s property and found 54 pit bulls and a host of brutal items including a “rape stand,” used to hold dogs in place for mating; a treadmill modified for dogs, and a bloody piece of carpet.Graves of seven pit bulls were found inside “Bad Newz Kennels,” a Virginia property owned by Vick. The dogs were allegedly killed - after testing whether they would be good fighters.According to documents, dogfights end when one dog dies or backs down. Dogs are sometimes put to death by drowning, strangulation, hanging, gunshots or electrocution.Yikes. And we thought the Humane Society was pissed at Britney Spears.The indictment alleges Vick and co-defendants began sponsoring dogfights in early 2001, the former Virginia Tech star’s rookie year with the Falcons.This isn’t the first legal problem for Michael Vick, who once gave herpes to a girl (knowingly), then was sued for negligence and battery by her, at which point it was learned that he sought treatment for the STD under the super-clever alias Ron Mexico.Bottom line? Michael Vick is a moron.But our celebrity news reporters are torn. Dog fighting is so barbaric… but Vick led one of our teams to the fantasy fo

Published: 2007-09-27 Provider: Celebrity News Spot

Shows You Probably Haven't Watched Go Down In Network Slaughter

In what Var has dubbed Bloody Monday, but which we will counterdub Mercy-Killing Monday to emphasize the networks' compassionate desire to euthanize a handful of shows languishing in a Nielsen coma from which they are unlikely to ever awaken, Fox's The Wedding Bells, ABC's Six Degrees, The CW's 7th Heaven, and NBC's The Black Donnellys have all entered different phases of the always complex cancellation process. This morning, heavy-handed Donelleys creator Paul Haggis is using his pair of stolen Oscars to wipe away the tears he's shedding over the loss of his primetime baby, his pain compounded by Var's swift kick to the gut during this moment of vulnerability:Despite a solid "Deal or No Deal" lead-in, last week's seg sank to third place in the 10 p.m. hour, losing even to the season finale of "What About Brian." And thus is written The Black Donnellys' bitter epitaph: It couldn't even beat What About Brian. Unfortunately, Studio 60 fans can take no solace in Donnellys' speedy yanking from Studio's rightful, post-Heroes timeslot, which will go to The Real Wedding Crashers, a choice that is sure to sap Aaron Sorkin's will to elevate the medium as he joylessly completes the episodes that will fill out the Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip: The Complete First and Last Season DVD. 'Bells' stop ringing after seven episodes [CNN.com]Networks clean house [Var]

Published: 2007-04-03 Provider: Defamer Keywords: ab, Cancellations, cheap shots at Studio 60, Fox, Nbc, Paul Haggis, The Cw, Top

Nation On Edge As Jake Gyllenhaal Wracked By Underwear Indecision

Because no activity is too mundane to escape our scrutiny when the main participant is the dreamy-eyed star of the nation's #1 unresolved serial killer procedural, we now direct you to Page Six's coverage of Jake Gyllenhaal's recent Bloomingdale's shopping excursion, where he applied the kind of obsessive attention to detail director David Fincher usually insists one devotes to the crafting of character backstory to the exercise of shopping for foundation garments: A shopper in Bloomingdale's underwear department recently watched the "Brokeback Mountain" star with a salesman "combing through every style . . . A good 10 minutes later, Jake was still at it . . . holding up a pair of tight white briefs that he'd pulled out of the package to examine, as if he'd never seen tighty whities before in his entire life. It was hilarious. He looked very confused and had a furrowed brow . . . He was examining undies like an anthropologist in the city's most highly trafficked department store."Jake eventually settled on the Calvin Klein Mens' Pro Mesh Trunk, which offered him all the flexible, junk-hugging support he's accustomed to in a wearable, all-day boxer brief. Almost instantly, a swarm of Bloomingdale's sales associates from the men's and fragrance departments descended upon the scene, launching themselves upon any unpackaged merchandise that may have come into direct contact with the actor. Minutes later, they lay in a bloodied, moaning pile, each bruised eye and cracked rib well worth the scrap of torn white cotton they now clutched in their hands. TIGHT SCRUTINY [NY Post]

Published: 2007-03-06 Provider: Defamer Keywords: jake gyllenhaal

Verlockendes Angebot

Photo "Verlockendes Angebot" from SalimAuch so'n "Langeweile Werk" ohne Bestimmung. Und damit es mal einen Sinn bekommt, landet es hier, damit ihr es zerreißen könnt *fg*Tags:Stahl scharf invertiert versuchung Rasierklinge Wilkinson bloody tears 

Published: 2007-11-15 Provider: Sevenload Keywords: Stahl, scharf, invertiert, versuchung, Rasierklinge, Wilkinson, bloody tears