Well I just got back and I wish I never leave now
Who that Martian arrival at the airport, yeah?
How many local dollars for a local anesthetic?
The Johnny on the corner wasn't very sympathetic

I went to the place where every white face
Is an invitation to robbery
And sitting here in my safe European home
Don't wanna go back there again

Wasn't I lucky and wouldn't it be loverly?
Send us all cards, and have a lay in on Sunday
I was there for two weeks, so how come I never tell now
That natty dread drink at the Sheraton Hotel, yeah?

I went to the place where every white face
Is an invitation to robbery
And sitting here in my safe European home
Don't wanna go back there again

They got the sun and they got the palm trees
They got the weed and they got the taxis
The harder they come, and the home of old blue beat
I'd stay and be a tourist, but I can't take the gun play

I went to the place where every white face
Is an invitation to robbery
And sitting here in my safe European home
Don't wanna go back there again

Rudie come from Jamaica
Rudie can't fail
Rudie, Rudie, Rudie, Rudie, Rudie
Rudie can't fail

Rudie loot and Rudie shoot
Rudie come up then back down
Rudie come from Jamaica
Rudie can't fail

Nice guy European home
Explosive European home
Twenty four track European home
Yes he come and yes he go knows what Rudie knows