I've got the poontang blues
From the top of my hip
To my cowboy shoes

Whole lotta money
Nothing to lose
I've got the poontang blues

Give me a witness, darling.
I need a witness, babe.
I got the poontang blues. I got the poontang blues.
From the top of my head to the bottom of my cowboy shoes.
Build me a woman,
Make her ten feet tall.
You got to build me a woman,
Make her ten feet tall.
Don't make her worthless,
Don't make her small.
Build me a woman,
Make her ten feet tall.
You got to build me a woman,
Make her ten feet tall.
Don't make her worthless,
Don't make her small.
Build me someone I can ball
All night long.

Sunday trucker
Christian motherf**ker
Yeaheah

Well I'm a sunday trucker
Christian motherf**ker
Yeah

I'm just a three-eyes boy
Looking for a trip,
So good