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Leverage Evens Out

Second season on DVD.

Published: 2010-02-26 Provider: IGN Keywords: ,,

This Guy Just Might Be Crazy

Kevin Richardson is a lion handler and keeper at the Johannesburg Lion Park in South Africa who likes a more hands on apporach with his animals. Instead of a whip and a stool or a long metal stick to poke them, he plays, strokes, hugs and evens sleeps with the lions (not in that way, get [...] Continue to www.splashnewsonline.com

Published: 2007-07-12 Provider: Splash News Online

Paul Sculfor Does Jennifer Aniston: The Evidence

Yup, Paul Sculfor has seen Jennifer Aniston nude.Is the following photographic evidence as clear cut as Kim Kardashian slipping the tongue to Reggie Bush? No, not exactly.But X17 Online has captured Sculfor relaxing on a certain balcony… the same balcony Aniston is later spotted on! This is Jennifer’s house, so the second image isn’t all that shocking. But the first makes us wonder just what was going on away from that balcony, if you know what we mean.Paul Sculfor and Jennifer Aniston hang out on the same balcony. At different times. But you still get the idea.We mean Paul Sculfor probably got to have sex with the beautiful ex of Brad Pitt right before he was seen here putting his shirt back on. Lucky guy.Of course, he’s also been hooked on cocaine in the past and been stuck having meals with Victoria Beckham (or was it Katie Holmes?). So maybe it evens out in the end.Whatever went on inside Aniston’s home is none of our business, of course. It’s just nice to see Jen moving on a bit. She was giving it away for free to Vince Vaughn for way too long.

Published: 2007-09-27 Provider: Celebrity News Spot

Another Wacky Celebrity Baby Name!

Well, we shouldn't be surprised.In the great recent tradition of wacky celebrity baby naming, Nicole Richie and Joel Madden  have named their new son "Sparrow James Midnight Madden".Throw it on the pile of celebrity offspring names that leave us scratching our heads. Zuma Nesta. Seraphina. Bronx Mowgli. Apple. Shiloh. And our favorite: Kal-El. Guess it all evens out: you're born into a genetic lottery with a silver spoon in your mouth, but get teased mercilessly in school. Seems fair.We posted a

Published: 2009-09-10 Provider: Splash News Online

Gwyneth Paltrow sends snotty, passive-aggressive notes to Ben Affleck

Ben Affleck’s life is littered with ex-girlfriends with issues. Well, Gwyneth Paltrow has issues, and I think Ben has issues with Jennifer Lopez, so it all evens out. Anyway, this story is about Gwyneth - because everything is about Gwyneth. Even Gwyneth’s ex-boyfriend’s marriage and children are about Gwyneth. This is [...]

Published: 2009-07-23 Provider: Celebitchy Keywords: Ben Affleck

I heart DWTS

Bass evens the score with Brooke and Derek, who drop a samba "sex bomb"

Published: 2008-10-14 Provider: People.com Keywords: Media Products, TV Series, TV Shows, Dancing With the Stars, People. com Franchises, Dancing with the Stars

Crocodile Dundee II

Paul Hogan is definitely the funniest character who ever took a bite out of The Big Apple in "CROCODILE" DUNDEE II. Just as the eccentric Australian is starting to adjust to life in New York City. Dundee and his beautiful girlfriend (Linda Kozlowski) are targeted for death by a gang of ruthless drug dealers. Dundee evens the odds by leading the big-city hoods into the treacherous Australian outback. And before long, the bad guys find out that Down Under could mean six feet down under! If you liked "CROCODILE DUNDEE" you're going to love "CROCODILE" DUNDEE II! View Trailer

Published: 2008-01-30 Provider: Movielink

Angel and the Badman

Quirt Evens, an all round bad guy, is nursed back to health and sought after by Penelope Worth, a quaker girl. He eventually finds himself having to choose between his world of violence and solitude, or from Penelope's world of peace and love.

Published: 2008-01-30 Provider: Movielink

Prince Harry Earns His Promotion To Bikini Blast

ONE man’s pay packet is the nation’s front-page news as the Mirror leads with: “£11 RISE FOR HARRY.” Young Prince Harry Baseball Cap has been promoted to the rank of Lieutenant and seen his wages rocket by £11 a day. A look over the menu at Mayfair’s Mahiki venue reveals that Harry can afford one daily glass of Moh’hee’toh (£10.50) as the sun sets over the yard arm, with enough spare change for a toilet wallah’s tip. Save up and it’s a Bikini Blast (£22) restorative. And save harder still for a Mahiki Treasure Chest (£100), “the one the generals drink.” “Will he ever see action again?” asks the Mail on its cover. Well, if he drinks enough Harry may feel a little punchy, and the paparazzi may care to step back. On closer inspection, it turns out the Mail is talking of Harry’s war record and wondering if her will make a return to the front line. What’s Next For Harry?  Given the secrecy levels afforded to his last deployment, it is unlikely the Mail will be able to form a definitive answer. So we wonder. “What’s next for Harry?” asks the Mirror. Well, Mahiki doesn’t open until 5.30 this Saturday, so we’d place our money on a trip to Boujis (Evens). Killing a Stag (3-1). Hooking up with Chelsy and going on holiday (8-11). Or following in his mother’s footsteps and starting a new life in Bahrain (5-1). Expert opinion is needed. So the Mail invites Royal Raspberry James Whitaker to suggest Harry will stay in the Army. And someone called Malcolm Dawkins says Harry should settle in South Africa. Harry, it turns out, is the same age as Dawkins’ son Ross who is studying wine-making at Stellenbosch University near Cape Town, and making his dad proud. It’s an idea. Especially if the college does a course on cocktail making…

Published: 2008-03-03 Provider: Anorak

'Gossip Girl' Star Runs From Fear Of Food [A Call To The Bullpen]

Boomp3.com Gossip Girl star Taylor Momsen is just another celebrity to be added to the list of individuals copping with an irrational fear. While her fear isn’t as debilitating as egomaniac/talk show host Tyra Banks’ fear of dolphins or any other celebrities’ fear of running into Gary Busey, Momsen suffers from a fear of giant talking fried foods. A special screening of the sex comedy Sex Drive served as an intervention for Momsen so she could finally face her fear. Before descending down the red carpet, Momsen, who was breathing heavily, slowly approached the donut, but quickly turned tail as soon as the donut said, “Hola.” When asked for a comment, the giant donut said, “I scare a lot of people. It’s okay. Then again, a lot of people want to eat me. So, it evens itself out." [Photo Credit: Getty Images] *A Call To The Bullpen is a work of fiction. Although the pictures we use are most certainly real, Defamer does not purport that any of the incidents or quotations you see in this piece actually happened. Lighten up, people ... it's a joke.

Published: 2008-10-13 Provider: Defamer Keywords: A Call To The Bullpen, Donuts, Face Your Fears, fears, getty images, Gossip Girl, Irrational Fears, sex drive, Taylor Momsen

Betting Odds Are Research For Lazy Journalists

“TRIUMPH for Day-Lewis but Baftas defy bookies,” announces the Guardian’s front page. The bookmaker’s odds are the lazy reporter’s barometer of shock and sensation. No need for a newspaper to make a decision and engage in actual research when they can just say Pete Doherty is a generous 1,000 to win the London marathon. The odds are displayed as if to reflect popular sentiment. But this is only true if there is a market for the bet. You need someone to offer the odds and take the bet. And only a nutter or someone who misunderstands the nature of what speed is would back Pete Doherty to win a 26-plus mile long running race. The odds are less important than the amount of money wagered. It is of course PR, the reporter being fed a bit of fact by the bookmakers – Daniel Day’s a 33-1 outsider for the cinematography gong, and I’d take it with a treble on Jan Archibald and Didier Lavergne (evens) to get the best make-up and hair prize, and felt to be discovered on Mars (230-1). Have any of you ever met a punter who has placed a bet on the Baftas? Have you never meet anyone who uses their phone cards and shakes off the effects of prescription drugs long enough to vote on a Daily Express phone poll? What are the odds on doing so..?

Published: 2008-02-11 Provider: Anorak

Robocop 3

It's Megacop vs. Megacorp when Detroit's cyborg crime-fighter hits the streets to protect the innocent -- this time from corporate greed! "Laced with a sardonic sense of humor" (Drama-Logue) and packed with "action scenes coming at a deliberate clip" (Boxoffice), "Robocop 3" is thrilling sci-fi adventure that will have you on the edge of your seat! When the ruthless corporation that runs Motor City begins kicking families out of their homes to clear space for a profitable new real estate project, Robocop (Robert John Burke, "Copland") joins forces with a renegade band of freedom fighters to save them. But Robocop must face some deadly foes, including a lethally efficient android and a dangerous gang of thugs. Robocop's latest arsenal of high-tech weaponry only somewhat evens the battlefield, as this lone superhero takes on the entire army of corporate militia in an all-out war to control Detroit!View Trailer

Published: 2008-01-31 Provider: Movielink