LISTEN UP: Finally, The Definitive “Extreme Wilderness Survival” MixI don't know what it is, but the gothy emo kid I keep buried deep down inside of me is really starting to like this new Interpol record. (Song, By Toad) Here's a complete vintage live performance in which Jeff Tweedy happily performs alongside Jay Bennett, in the salad days before Tweedy finally kicked him out of the band and released a feature-length film documenting how pretentious and douchey he seemed. My, how times can change. (The Rawking Refuses To Stop!) If there's anything that really drive home that Monday Malaise you're feeling, it's a workplace soundtrack of weird songs from David Lynch movies that will creep out your co-workers. They'll think your mysterious instead of just miserable. (An Aquarium Drunkard) Yay, M.I.A. has made some more Spaz Rap for you to not understan what everyone's making such a big deal about! (Said The Gramophone) Bear Grylls has inspired the perfect mix of songs that say, "you catch snakes with your bare hands and drink your own urine". (You Ain't No Picasso)
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Published: 2007-08-06
Provider: Best Week Ever
Keywords: Entertainment
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While You Were Wondering Why The Inevitable “Free Iggy” T-Shirt Is Taking So LongIf anyone can make humiliating a mentally handicapped person hilarious, it's our witty friends over at TMZ! You guys stay classy. Paris Hilton's charity work in Rwanda will be filmed in hopes of selling it as a reality show called The Philanthropist, which has a snappier ring to it that Selfish Spoiled Whore Exploits The Misery Of Others To Get More Unwarranted Attention For Herself. Amy Winehouse has recorded a new song with Pete Doherty's band Babyshambles. Shockingly, the song was not a cover of The Velvet Underground's "Heroin". Ellen's tearful plea for the life of Iggy the Dog has resulted in death threats against the rescue group who took it away. I can only imagine the terror they must be feeling as some soccer mom with a fanny pack tells them she's going to rip their hearts out while doing the electric slide as that "Have A Little Fun Today" song plays on repeat in the background. Lindsay Lohan and her firecrotch nobly saved some girl in Utah from the total douche she was engaged to marry. If I'm not mistaken, that's two engagements she managed to annihilate in the course of a single rehab stint.
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Published: 2007-10-17
Provider: Best Week Ever
Keywords: Entertainment
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