Best Of The BWE: It’s August, And Sh*t’s Starting To StinkAfter Guy Ritchie announced he thinks "sugar is evil," Michelle showed us what he must see when he looks at a sweet treat. I've never been so f*cking terrified of a candy corn. Michael Ian Black provided us with The 8 Awesomest Custom Vans In The History of Awesome, once again proving he is one of the funniest dudes in the history of funny. Mischa Barton posed for the cover of Marie Claire and somebody in the copy department forgot to put the right title underneath. Either that or Mischa has a seriously lame definition of the word "party." I taught all the strippers of the world how not to alienate their audience with The 18 Weirdest Striptease Songs. Michelle delivered an in-depth analysis of the movie The Dark Knight as it relates to the current presidency: is George W. Bush more like The Joker, or Batman? In an act of either mad genius or hopeless obsession, Dan commissioned his web slaves to create one of his biggest ideas to date: The Interactive Ben Kingsley Accent Map. Mr. Princess Chunk, the orphaned 44 pound cat, shared with us his inner monologue - and he curses a lot. I don't blame him, he got molested on Regis & Kelly! On The Today Show, Matt Lauer begged his co-anchors to stop the bleeding during an on-the-plaza, horrifically awful round of Rock Band, and then Willard sang about moonshine and Mike Huckabee. Yes. This is Mr. Belding. This is Mr. Belding. This Mr. Belding.
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Publicado: 2008-08-01
Proveedor: Best Week Ever
Etiquetas: Entertainment
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Dante's Cove: Sex Slaves: Season 2: Episode 4 Van's discovery of the old spring in the woods accelerates her powers. With the help of the spring water, Van is able to read more and more of the book of Tresum. She’s also able to read an old parchment she found among the Historical Society boxes at Diana’s house, which details the Solstice ritual. She angrily confronts Grace for taking her on as a student, only to use her as a tool in the ritual. Grace, for her part, has learned that the upcoming Solstice will be the very rare and powerful Libra Solstice, opening up possibilities for power she hadn’t known of -- and making her more determined than ever to claim the ritual and prevent Bro from taking part. Michelle's flashbacks from the botched memory spell continue to haunt her, and Adam's friendly offer of drugs to cheer her up only leads her further down the spiral. When the Hotel Dante housemates band together to intervene in Adam’s addiction, Adam rejects their pleas. He spirals further into addiction, resorting to anonymous hookups and even a trip to Colin’s private sex club. Brought to his knees by the drug, Adam turns to Toby for help. His longstanding repressed love for Toby is finally admitted. Bro, knowing that his magic won’t work on Kevin thanks to Grace and Van’s repel spell, gets started on an alternate plan to woo Kevin by old-fashioned courtship. He gives Kevin a bracelet with a sun symbol burned into it, which enables him to spy on Kevin and Toby. Toby realizes what’s going on, though he can’t convince Kevin; he disposes of the bracelet by throwing it in the ocean, where it will be lost on the bottom of the sea forever, or until it finds its way back to Ambrosius. After a confusing encounter with Van, Michelle, utterly hopeless in the world, walks out into the sea and drowns herself.
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Publicado: 2008-01-30
Proveedor: Movielink
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