UB40 pictures from A Socialite's Life

Paris Goes For The Low Hangers

Perhaps not content to be outshined this week in the trashbag category, Paris swung low on Cisco Adler's pendulous testicles last night. Ugh. That's a gross couple. Both need jobs. Not for the money, just so they'll stay out of sight. A TMZ spy spotted Hilton and Mischa Barton's grungy ex-boyfriend kissing all over each other at the club last night, with Paris going so far as to give Adler a little lap dance. Careful of the boys! When she wasn't getting randy in the crowd, Paris graced the stage with a rendition of "Bette Davis Eyes," followed by a medley of her hit "Stars are Blind." "Hit"? Was it that big? Wasn't it a rip-off of some UB40 song? Bitch. Seriously, the problem with these troglodytes is that none of them need to know what it's like to have to get up for work in the morning. So their behavior can just be as atrocious as possible because the maid will bring them Gatorade and advil in the morning. Damn that maid! (WENN)

Published: 2007-07-25 Provider: A Socialite's Life

Live Earth Concerts Dance the Last Dance

It was a final performance made by The Police in New Jersey that wrapped up the series of Live Earth concerts held across the world in such cities as London, Hamburg, Washington, Rio de Janeiro, Tokyo Sydney and Shanghi to raise awareness and funds to, in the words of Al Gore, "heal the planet." The former Vice President helped orchestrate the events, which included such acts as Madonna, The Beasties Boys, Phil Collins, Duran Duran, Joss Stone, Snoop Dogg, UB40, as well as a slew of internationally acclaimed pop musicians. However, there were critics who pointed out the inconsistency of the message being conveyed to audiences, noted BBC News. George Marshall of the Climate Outreach Information Network told the BBC: "Having the richest people in the world saying, 'Hey! We all need to cut back a bit!' is, let's face it, absurd." Organizers of the events have responded by saying that they have done their best to try and keep the concerts "green," investing in power-efficient light bulbs for one. "We've booked this show with acts that were touring in the area at the time so we could keep the carbon imprint down," explained producer Kevin Wall. Man, now that I'm reading about all of this, I kind of feel bad about owning three Hummers that I use to run over trees. Fine. If I promise to start only driving two at a time, maybe Al Gore will leave me alone. (WENN) Tons more photos (Madonna, Cameron Diaz, Sting, John Mayer, Alicia Keys, Kelly Clarkson, Melissa Etheridge, Foo Fighters, Kanye West, Duran Duran, Rosario Dawson, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Zach Braff, Kevin Bacon, Akon, James Blunt, Bon Jovi, Smashing Pumpkins, Roger Waters, Beastie Boys, Metallica, Pussycat Dolls, Alec Baldwin) from the Live Earth concerts after the jump.

Published: 2007-07-09 Provider: A Socialite's Life