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Before They Were Porn Stars [Short Ends]

newVideoPlayer("/vernemtv_def.flv", 506, 423,""); · Just weeks before he catapulted himself into the celebrity gossip stratosphere as America's Next Top Porn Star, we were fortunate enough to snag a few precious seconds with Verne Troyer on the red carpet at the MTV Movie Awards. We broke into the Defamer Time Capsule — hint: it's buried somewhere in the grassy knoll between Craft and the Death Star — to unearth this clip that showcases both Molls and myself being temporarily rendered speechless when we realized we were in the presence of the world's most famous little person (yes, and that includes Matt Roloff). · Still thirsty for more deets on the Mini-Me sex tape? Well, here's another mystery solved. The young frenchee in question is none other than 22-year-old Ranae Shrider, an aspiring model from Kentucky. Welcome to the jungle, baby. [TMZ] · Just in time for Wall-E to hit theaters, those loveable scamps over at Radar have put together a list of cinema's gayest robots. [Radar] · Looking for the silver lining in the news that the Jennifer Aniston rom-com He's Just Not That Into You has has been pushed back until February 2009? Now there's plenty of time to get Jennifer Connelly involved in that planned Marie Claire cover shoot. Also? More competition for Valkyrie! [US Magazine] · "I am single, I have no problem meeting women. Women approach me 6, 7 times a day." After listening to this hilariously pathetic voicemail, we think we may have stumbled onto the perfect castmember for Season Two of Vh1's The Pickup Artist. If anyone can help this guy, it's Mystery. [The Sherman Foundation]

Published: 2008-06-27 Provider: Defamer Keywords: Short Ends, Clips, he's just not that into you, Jennifer Aniston, Mini Me Sex Tape, MTV Movie Awards, Mystery, The Pickup Artist, verne troyer, Wall-E

OJ FleeWatch: An O.J. Simpson Out-On-Bail Round-Up

· Simpson was released today on $125,000 bail. He also had his passport confiscated, though he'll be able to travel within the U.S., by air, rail, or very slowly moving SUV. [Reuters] · Simpson's lawyer Yale Galanter said his client would enter a plea of not guilty to the charges, which, by way of review, are "conspiracy to commit a kidnapping, coercion with a deadly weapon, burglary while in possession of a deadly weapon, conspiracy to commit robbery and two counts each of first-degree kidnapping with use of a deadly weapon." [LAT]· Thomas Riccio, the auction house owner who initially tipped O.J. off about the stolen memorabilia and secretly recorded every "How you like that shit, motherfucker?!" exchanged throughout the shakedown, was allegedly promised 200 signed copies of If I Did It for his sting-arranging services, each inscribed, no joke, "This book is B.S. None of it is true. Regards, O.J. Simpson." [foxnews.com] · Productivity-killing Fun Time: Use your office's laser printer to print out a copy of the original police report, then slide the pages inside a blank file folder to make it look like you're actually working! [The Insider Online] · A press release in our inbox titled, "NATIONAL ENQUIRER EXCLUSIVE: O.J. High on Cocaine During Hotel Raid!" is fairly self-explanatory. [nationalenquirer.com] · TMZ's magical evidence-procuring elves unearth yet another cuss-filled audiotape, this time of hold-up victim Bruce Fromong going off on Simpson an hour after the incident, and containing at least two words of great interest to Fred Goldman: "Nobody puts a gun in my fucking face. I stood up for that motherfucker...while he was in jail. I stood up for him in the press. I stood up for him o the stand. I helped him set up his fucking offshore accounts. Don't fuck with me." [TMZ] · Greta Van Susteren managed to track down Kato Kaelin for his insights on this matter. He has none, but be sure to catch his Ask.com commerc

Published: 2007-09-19 Provider: Defamer Keywords: Celeb Jurisprudence, OJ FleeWatch, OJ Simpson