I can't help my feelings, I'll go out of my mind
These players come to get me cause they'd like my behind
I deal off my business if I can't get a trick
Down on Santa Monica where tricks are for kids

Come on and kick me
Come on and kick me
Come on and kick me
You got your problems
I got my ass wide
You got your big cheese
I got my hash pipe

I can't help my boogies, they get out of control
I know that you don't care but I want you to know
The knee-stocking flavor is a favorite treat
Of men that don't bother with the taste of a teat

Come on and kick me
Come on and kick me
Come on and kick me
You got your problems
I got my eyes wide
You got your big cheese
I got my hash pipe
I got my hash pipe

Come on and kick me
Come on and kick me
Come on and kick me
You got your problems
I got my eyes wide
You got your big cheese
I got my hash pipe
I got my hash pipe
I got my hash pipe
I got my hash pipe