Choo choo Charlie had a pretty good band
But he couldn't understand why no one would go
A world record player's on a tour of Japan
Charlie's fixing his van with the left arm tan

He said
Monday, I'm all high, get me out of FLA
In school yeah, I fooled ya
Now I know I made a mistake

Blister on a turnpike, let me by
I only wanna wonder why when I don't die
Ooh, I shot ya, yeah, I know
I only wanna go where my wheels roll

Monday, I'm all high, get me out of FLA
I fooled ya, in school, yeah
Now I know I made a mistake

Everybody's wondering where'd he go
He must be down in Pensacola hiding from the snow
The world record player's on a tour of Japan
Charlie's fixing his van
He's waiting for a postcard

And he said
Monday, I'm all high, get me out of TLA
I cut class, in school, yeah
Now I know I made a mistake
I made a big mistake